It’s been hard to get in touch with Harvey lately, but he’s not on vacation.
Instead, Harvey has been slaving over his memoirs…sort of.
“I see myself as creating a new genre,” Harvey says. “It’s part memoir, yes, because it recounts events from my life. But it’s also mystery, because as my biggest fans know, I’m an amateur sleuth. So it’s the mystery memoir. Or maybe memorial mystery. I haven’t decided yet.”
More news will be forthcoming as we wrangle details out of our friend, so stay tuned.
Who can it be?
Rumor has it that a new writer will be joining the happy-go-lucky HarveyFlea.com family. Harvey wanted to keep the news under wraps, but we managed to wrangle the information out of him. (Well, not exactly. He made it kind of easy. Harvey talks when he sleeps. And he’s a frequent napper, so it wasn’t that hard.)
So who is the lucky writer? So far, all we know is that his name is Archibald Chops. He’s rumored to be a grouch, but he can’t possibly be as grouchy as Grouchy Retired Travel Writer Lady!
We’ll let you know what his travel niche is as soon as Harvey takes another nap.
In the meantime, happy travel reading!
The Rumor Mill has it that Harvey has added the title “promo director” to his already lengthy resume. He’s Twittered and Facebooked, now he’s HubPaging too.
“HubPages is an online articles repository,” says Harvey Flea. “You submit your content and even get back some moolah through ad revenue. This is great because Constance is always bugging me to pay her for her work. If I make enough, I can buy her roses. I’m sure she’d like that better than a check.”
Harvey will strategically place teasers and original content on HubPages to lure people to the site, “like blood lures female mosquitoes,” he says.
Need a vacation? Take a short trip to HubPages, then join us back here for more fun and adventure.